Monday, November 13th, 2006
Wonders Never Cease
So this morning I drag myself out of bed hacking up sputum, as seems to be the norm lately, a wonder down to the Shibuya ward office to update my gaijin card. I walk in, in a fever induced haze and wobble my way to the special counter for people that don’t have native blood. Two youngish girls in the bad give a, “good morning welcome” and an old man moves over to help me. As he gets within about a step of me an even older woman appears from behind a computer in the back and intercepts him.
I tell her, “I’ve recently renewed my passport and …”
She breaks in with, “Oh okay, please sit down”
I hand her my Your Location Must be Known at All Times Because You are a Danger to Society Gaijin Card and the two passports. She flips through the one that doesn’t have holes punched into the face and CANCELED etched into every page.
When she gets to the page with my transfered visas she stops and says, “You correctly transfered your visas, didn’t you“. Then she hands me a form - it’s Japan, so there’s always a form - to fill out and shuffles away back behind her computer.
After she’s give me time sufficient for a four year old to write down their personal details she returns to pick it up. She gives it a cursory glance, looks up and without an gram of embarrassment says, “You look completely different from the picture on your gaijin card, don’t you? You look much better now”.
Well then. Just when I thought that Tokyo was full of cold, self-absorbed and isolated hosers I get confronted with someone with a sociable spine.
On my way out she sends me off with a, “thank you customer“. Customer? How nice.



